Khloe Kardashian has been scarred by a major hot waxing nightmare in her southern region -- and as she revealed on last night's "Lopez Tonight" ... it's all her sister's fault.
Khloe Kardashian was a wanted woman ... a woman who was on the lam for 7 years until lady justice -- and a tranny -- caught up with her in court this morning.
Ok, we overstate a bit. Here's what happened. In 2003, Khloe got a speeding ticket and just forgot about it. When the ticket wasn't paid, a bench warrant was issued for her arrest.
Fast forward to 2007, when Khloe was busted for DUI. For some reason the warrant did not appear on her record during the arrest or prosecution. Nor did the warrant surface when Khloe got various traffic tickets over the years.
So how, you ask, did the warrant come to light? Memba that whole thing between Khloe and the tranny outside Playhouse nightclub last December? Well the tranny filed a police report and that's when a cop noticed the warrant.
So today, Khloe, along with her lawyer -- the effervescent Shawn Chapman Holley -- appeared in an L.A. court with a mea culpa. The judge ordered Khloe to pay $200 in court costs, recalled the warrant and dismissed the ticket.
Khloe Kardashian has something in common with Monica Lewinsky -- they both roam the White House.
TMZ has learned Khloe -- along with Vanessa Bryant and the rest of the Los Angeles Lakers wives -- are currently on a private tour of the White House ... while their husbands are stuck at practice.
We're told the ladies are not expected to meet President Obama yet -- that moment will come later today during a special ceremony honoring the team's 2009 NBA championship.
And Khloe might not be the only Kardashian to get some face time with Obama this year -- if the New Orleans Saints win the Super Bowl, Kim's ass could wind up on Pennsylvania Avenue too ... courtesy of Reggie Bush!
What Lamar Odom taketh away, he also can giveth back -- 'cause dude just filed legal papers to transfer half the ownership of his new $4 million mansion to his wife Khloe Kardashian.
On January 5th -- one day after TMZ broke the story that title to the 8,347 square foot Tarzana, Ca mansion was held in Lamar's name alone -- Odom filed a new legal document to make the mansion JOINT property.
According to the prenup, Lamar has the right to keep the home in his name alone -- so the move is a pretty big sign of how Odom views his marriage.
Hopefully Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian will spend many happy years together -- but if they don't, Khloe could get a 30-day notice to move her butt out of the marital home.
We've learned the house Lamar bought for his bride -- per their prenup -- is held in his name alone.
TMZ obtained legal docs -- an Interspousal Transfer Grant Deed -- in which Khloe acknowledges their home is Lamar's "sole and separate property."
As we first reported, Lamar plunked down nearly $4 mil for the 8,347 square foot home in Tarzana, CA.
As the saying goes, what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine -- at least according to Beverly Hills divorce lawyers.
A transgender male declared war on Khloe Kardashian last night, calling the cops on the reality star after an alleged shoving incident that occurred outside of a Hollywood club.
The alleged victim claims around 1:00 AM, she walked up to Lamar outside of club Playhouse and told him he was "too young to be married," when Khloe suddenly "pushed me and hit me." The alleged victim immediately called police.
Cops quickly arrived to the scene, and law enforcement sources tell us they interviewed Khloe, Lamar and multiple witnesses -- but no evidence was found that a crime was committed.
We're told an incident report was taken -- but cops left the scene without making any arrests.
TMZ has learned Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian's marriage is finally official.
After a quickie wedding and a lengthy prenup battle, sources close to the situation tell TMZ the happy couple's marriage license was officially recorded in Orange County at the end of last month.
Now, just as a reminder ... according to the prenup, we're told Lamar's $33 million contract with the Lakers is off limits to Khloe -- but she'll get a lump annual sum plus a number of other perks.
Lamar Odom hasn't been able to move his $2.39 million pad, so he gave it a makeover to help sell it.
We're told Lamar wants to move the Manhattan Beach house ASAP, so he cut the realtor a check to get the staging done it to make it more presentable. Lamar and his new wife, Khloe, just threw down a chunk of change on a place in Tarzana -- a cool $3.995 million.
BTW -- the furniture doesn't even come with the house. For $2.39 mil, you'd think he'd throw in a sofa at least.
If you think Khloe Kardashian crashed her brand new Range Rover, you're wrong!!! It was the valet.
As the story goes, Khloe picked up her new ride last week and went to hubby Lamar Odom's apartment in Downtown Los Angeles. We're told Khloe gave it to the valet who proceeded to back it into a wall ... right in front of her.
Khloe was near tears, but sucked it up and went to see Lamar play -- and waited until after the game to tell him.
The median household income in Tarzana, Calif. is a quite modest $73,195 -- and it's about to go up because Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are movin' in.
Sources tell TMZ that Khloe and Lamar just bought a house in Tarzana for a cool $3.995 million. It's 8,347 sq. feet with seven bedrooms and nine bathrooms.
It's part of a gated community -- good for keeping the paps at bay for the five minutes a day they don't want to be photographed.
Shanna Moakler wants one last thing from her arch-enemy Carrie Prejean -- a viewing of the infamous solo sex tape.
Moakler, who campaigned publicly to get "biblically correct" Carrie booted as Miss California USA, was at Benjamin Steak House in NYC yesterday where she said "I'm looking forward to seeing" Prejean's one woman show.
FYI, perverts, the tape has not been released.
Shanna also apologized for calling Khloe Kardashian a "donkey" -- but the apology definitely seemed half-assed.